me: i don't think my dad or step dad would want a check book holder for father's day.
paige: i don't think anybody wants one unless they have malaysia!
me:
stop and looks at her for a second and promptly goes to wikipedia and types in malaysia
paige:
has no idea what i'm doing
me:
Malaysia (pronounced
/məˈleɪʒə/ mə-LAY-zhə or
/məˈleɪziə/ mə-LAY-zee-ə) is a country in
Southeast Asia consisting of
thirteen states and three Federal Territories, with a total landmass of 329,845 square kilometres (127,354 sq mi).
paige: I KNOW WHAT MALAYSIA IS!!
me: THEN EXPLAIN WHAT THE HELL YOU MEAN BY "HAS MALAYSIA"!!
paige: IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING. I"M JUST SPOUTING BULLSHIT LIKE ALWAYS!!
okay so i made that last sentence up, but it's what we were all thinking.